Many Many Nukey Persians
v. king Trumpednezzar
King Trumpednezzar was feasting in his oval lair with his maga minions when suddenly an elephant swaggered through his maga-feed, tweeting out cryptic memes of antidisestablishmentinterianistic drivel to violate his whitewashed walls, to wit:
Many, Many Nukey Persians
Say what? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Suddenly, jingle jangle, now in what are we entangled?
Phone calls from MAGA stalls. . . more calls from RINO halls:
Persian nukers falling down, falling down!
Persian nukers going down, bye, bye, Shiites!
oh but!. . .
Gotta look good and be a winner,
oh great Trumpednezzar!
. . . meanwhile back at the oval
. . . squash the Persians; make them grovel!
. . . dithering in a coup-top flipflop;
. . . we’ll go make a fake news bomb hop!
we’ll make them Persians STOP
Stop them Persians from making nukes
Magas and elephants, just ignore the flukes.
Proud boys and three percenters, stand by!
We’ll blow them persian nukes sky high
Let’s blast armageddon
into MAGA heaven!
We shall see if this attack against Iran will amount to anything worthwhile.
Okay. Maybe the bombing worked. I do hope so. But shit could still hit the fan because Congress did not initiate this act of war.